BASHMC Part 9 out of 25: Earth Rocker by Clutch

I will catch some flack from a few of my buddies for not putting Robot Hive/ Exodus on here for Clutch, but it's my blog so I can put whatever I want. See?

Clutch is one of the coolest bands out there. They sing about rocking and back it up with their rocking music. Earth Rocker was released this year and has been on a lot of album of the year lists that I've seen. I'm putting it on the best heavy metal albums of all time list, so eat that.

Earth Rocker opens with the track Earth Rocker (redundant) and forces your head to start moving back and forth. You will have an instinct to drive fast and pump your fist outside of your window while listening to this album, so be careful. The fun doesn't stop after track one. Crucial Velocity rips through your speakers or headphones or whatever device you're listening to, and yet again forces you to turn up the volume. The louder the better. Earth Rocker does let you rest a bit with a bluesy, deep down swamp tune in Gone Cold.

Clutch is so important for a solid metal collection. They aren't the heaviest band on the list, but they are so unique they deserve a spot.

Key tracks: No. 5 - Unto the Breach, No. 6 - Gone Cold. and No. 10 - Oh, Isabella.

Room 237

Do you ever get that feeling in your head when you know that something is going to be totally rad? It may start as a rumor, and slowly get put together like a huge 50,000 piece puzzle? You wait and wait for all the red tape to clear and finally you get yours hands on it and you discover that it's just a big old pile of dump wrapped in fancy artwork and sealed with empty promises.

That's the disappointment I've felt while watching Room 237. It was worse than watching Jar Jar Binks for the first time on the big screen. I heard about a documentary that centers around The Shining a couple of years ago. Being one of my favorite movies of all time, I got a little gitty when hearing the news. I followed the production team on Twitter, I favorited their website and even signed up for an email newsletter when the movie was available in my area. Simply said, I have put a lot of work into making sure I saw this movie when it was available. They finally released the movie independently and had shown it throughout the world in small theaters. I missed the Chicago debut, definitely dropped the ball on that one. It toured the festival scene for a while so I waited patiently. It was released in September of 2013 and I finally got a copy through Netflix last week.

I made some tea, put on the pj's and popped this in the computer. I was hoping to dig deep into The Shining and uncover some of the questions I had about the film. Learn some new things that maybe I haven't caught before. Boy was I wrong.

The documentary is four people (they don't tell you their profession, which really discredits anything they say) talking over movie footage (not particularly from the Shining, plenty of footage from other movies that aren't relevant) and making crazy accusations about what The Shining is "about." You don't get to see the people being interviewed which is kind of weird. I'm all about crazy theories, if they have reputable arguments behind them. One dude assumed that the Shining was about the Native Americans being slaughtered by the white man because there are Native American paintings and artwork throughout the hotel. That was the only reason he gave! No ties to the violence in the movie or the spirits that haunt the place, just because the tapestry is Native American in origin.

I appreciate what they tried to do with this documentary. There are so many unanswered questions I had, so many questions about changes from the book. I hope someone else gives this idea another shot because they really failed on this one.

Rated: NR
Run Time: 102 Minutes

I give Room 237 -  2 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Podcast Review: AOW w/ Stone Cold Steve Austin

Episode 174 features the best wrestler of all time. I say this not only because he has sold the most t-shirts of all time in wrestling, but he is the total package in and out of the ring. Stone Cold was my idol for the longest time. Watching him as teenager, I was able to connect with his anti-authoritative character. Not saying I was a rebel of any sorts, but it's what wrestling needed at the time and the character I needed at the time. Colt Cabana mentioned that he talked to Stone Cold on Twitter and was trying to get him on as a guest. Stone Cold actually had Colt on his show a few weeks before this podcast was released.

The conversation between the two was fluid, and it seemed like they have been friends for a long time. They delved into Stone Cold's early career which really wasn't covered before. I've watched a lot of WWE/ WWF/ WCW/ ECW documentaries and what they covered was pre- all of that. They talked about how Austin got into the business, who he trained with and some stories that I've never heard. If you haven't started listening to the Art of Wrestling Podcast, this is a perfect episode to jump in on. If you like the format, all the other episodes will be just as entertaining. Even the Harvey Whippleman episode was great. And I knew next to nothing about Harvey Whippleman.

At the end of the podcast, Austin suggested that him and Colt break down their favorite matches in a special edition of each other's shows. I really hope that this made into a reality. I can't really get enough of Stone Cold Steve Austin even though he's been off  wrestling TV for about ten years now.

I give this podcast 5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Listen to the podcast on iTunes, Stitcher Radio or http://tsmradio.com/coltcabana/

Movie Review: Frankenweenie

Frankenweenie was a nice treat to watch on a random weekday. Thanks to the free Netflix trial (I'm still milking that) I received Tim Burton's latest animated film. From the get go, you know there will be some unhappy scenes. I mean the main character is a re-animated dog, he has to go somehow. Burton plays on the heart strings of all dog lovers and makes Sparky's scene pretty excruciating even though you know it's coming.

The dog's owner, Victor Frankenstein (clever) is completely distraught over the lost of not only his dog, but his only and best friend. He's forced to pair up with fellow classmate Edgar Gore (e. gore, clever again) for a science project. Frankenweenie becomes a rehashing of the classic Frankenstein monster story, but Burton takes it to a new level. Victor and E. Gore re-animate life, and the other class mates catch wind and try to replicate. Each experiment gets exponentially more evil and eventually there are a town of monsters.

The animation is very unique, as are all of Tim Burton's animated works. It's a classic tale with a modern twist and executed really well. I love Burton's homage to old horror movies and his constant monster movie references.

Rated: PG
Run Time: 87 Minutes

I give Frankenweenie 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

BASHMC: Part 8 of 25

Death holds a very special place in my heart. They were releasing albums throughout my entire childhood and I wasn't even aware of it. I didn't discover this band until 2001, when I saw an ad in Revolver magazine for their new Live in L.A. CD. I was attracted by the logo and decided to check them out. I was so upset with myself that I didn't know who they were. They are one of the most influential metal bands of all time. They created the Death Metal genre, even though they are much more than that. I'll tell you another reason, why I was so upset that I discovered Death so late. I have never seen them live nor will I ever be able to see them live in concert. I will never be able to experience their genius and ferocity in a small intimate setting. Chuck Schuldiner, the core, leader, soul, nucleus of Death, passed away on December 13, 2001 of complications with a brain tumor. His talent was boundless, and from what I have read and heard, he was the nicest person in the entire world. He was too talented for this world.

The Sound of Perseverance was Death's last studio album which was released in 1998. It mixes thrash, death and progressive metal.  If you listen to the entire Death discography, every album is better than the last. Each build towards something better. I would love to have heard what Chuck and Death were capable of after listening to this album. I'm not sure if they could top it, but I know they would try their damnedest to. The Sound of Perseverance is about human struggle. Chuck was diagnosed with cancer in 1999, after the release of this album, but the song titles and the title of the album suggest that this album correlates to the fight with cancer. Bite the Pain, Spirit Crusher, Story to Tell, Voice of the Soul, To Forgive is to Suffer and Moment of Clarity are a few song titles that support this theme.

Voice of the Soul has to be the most beautiful song ever written. There are no lyrics, nor drums, just Chuck Schuldiner pouring out his soul on guitar. The passion and love for music comes through loud and clear on this album but especially on Voice of the Soul. In a perfect world, Chuck would be alive, and I would have seen Death in concert 5 times already. I would be waiting for the newest Death album to drop next year. Luckily some of his unreleased tracks have been printed and released. I have also heard rumors of an entire album's worth of music to be released some time in the next year.

Key tracks: No. 3 - Spirit Crusher, No. 5 - Flesh and the Power it Holds, No. 6 - Voice of the Soul (of course) and No. 8 - Moment of Clarity.

Book Review: Cycle of the Werewolf

Stephen King published Cycle of the Werewolf in 1983, the same year Christine and Pet Sematary were released. Cycle of the Werewolf was a little over shadowed that year, but its a solid story nonetheless.

I'm a big fan of the layout of this book. Each chapter is one month of the year and follows a year where the werewolf exists. Each month is pretty much its own short story. The coolest part of this book are the illustrations. They appear every other page or so, and Bernie Wrightson did a great job of making the wolf look terrifying. I like this format so much, I might have to steal it, I mean borrow it and credit the author of course........

Cycle of the Werewolf starts in January is Tarker's Mill, Maine where the moon is full and a vicious murder occurs. This happens each month when the moon is full, and the people of Tarker's Mill start hearing things, and spreading rumors of a serial killer. Eventually the story changes to a werewolf because of evidence of foot prints and fur at the scene of the crimes. As the body count heightens, a smart teen-aged boy in a wheel chair discovers the secret of the wolf and is determined to stop him.

If you're looking for a quick scare, this is the book for you. The illustrations really make the werewolf creature come to life.

I give Cycle of the Werewolf by Stephen King 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Movie Review: End of Watch

End of Watch gives a new, and much needed, definition of buddy cop movie. It's not a goofy pairing of opposites, forced to be partners against their will. No one is paired with a dog, child or orangutan. End of Watch provides a positive, strong bond between two policemen who are more than friends. They look after each other as if they were family.

End of Watch is shot in a first person, documentary style which is usually preserved for horror films, but its nice to see it used in another genre. Brian Taylor ( played by Jake Gyllenhaal) and Mike Savala (Michael Pena) are street cops working in the L.A.P.D. They are shining examples in their department and are regarded as heroes to some and seen as show offs by others. The patrol the tough southern neighborhoods of L.A. and deal with a lot of drug and gang related crimes. The neighborhood they patrol is engaged in change of population. It was highly populated by African Americans, but a lot of  people of Hispanic heritage are moving in. This causes a lot of tension between the two, causing crime to go up. On a routine pullover, Savala is shot at, but they subdue the shooter and arrest him. They find a jewel encrusted handgun, loads of money hidden in a pot of soup, and a golden AK-47. Savala and Taylor tie these items to a string of incidents and stumble upon some disturbing findings and get entangled in crime that is way above their heads. They take it on together, diving head first, because its the right thing to do. It's good to see that both characters are completely genuine. There is no double cross, there isn't even a hint at it. It's two real, honest human beings that have each other's backs no matter what.

End of Watch has a good amount of humor, heart-warming and intense scenes. It's really easy to get invested in both characters. It's a solid story that constantly builds to the crescendo at the end of the movie.

This was one of my Netflix requests. I usually check out the special features if I liked the movie enough. I was excited to see that there were 20 deleted scenes and two alternate endings. I pressed Play All and was presented with a message stating that Netflix only distributes discs for rental and doesn't include the special features. You will have to buy the DVD to watch them. Weak sauce.

Rated: R
Run Time: 109 Minutes

I give End of Watch 4.5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Book Review: City of the Dead by Brian Keene

**Spoiler - If you haven't read The Rising, don't read this review**

If you follow me on Goodreads.com, I've been reading this book the entire year of 2013. And for the most part, that is the case. Something has always come up or some other book or movie distracted me from finishing this book. Well I finally finished it, and I am glad I had.

Brian Keene is described as the next Stephen King. Quite the bold statement, but Keene has quite the resume. He isn't known in the huge circles of the writing community but is well respected in the horror community. He has won two Bram Stoker Awards, which is the highest award you can receive as a horror writer. Keene has over 100 original works including novels, comics and short story collections.

City of the Dead is the sequel to The Rising. In The Rising, Jim Thurmond starts his journey in a bomb shelter, built for the Y2K scare. Zombies are inhabiting the Earth. These zombies aren't the typical zombies, they are creatures from another dimension, that take over any formerly living organism with a brain. They can take over humans, birds, lions, etc. They are extremely intelligent as well. They are only limited by the decaying bodies they inhibit. Jim's mission is to find his son who is at his ex-wife's house in New Jersey. Along the way he befriends a minister named Martin and a former stripper named Frankie. After some crazy roadblocks and insane enemies, they meet throughout their adventure, they find Danny. Keene left a major cliffhanger at the end of The Rising, so you have to read the City of the Dead to really find out what happens. A genius move by Keene.

City of the Dead picks up at Jim's ex-wife's house with them trying to escape with Danny. They hear rumors that there are a safe haven in a skyscraper in downtown New York, so they set theirs sets to the Big Apple. The building that is supposedly indestructible is Ramsey Towers. Ramsey has holed himself up in the tower and has "saved" the rest of humanity. The tower contains a community of survivors and is heavily armored. In the wake of 9/11, Ramsey didn't spare any expense to make his building impenetrable. Jim and his group eventually make it to the tower and blend in with everyone pretty well. Eventually people start losing their minds, and find the end inevitable. Ramsey himself watches Ob and the army of the dead start to amass a gigantic army.

The Rising was a great start for this two book series, setting the tone and developing the characters perfectly. The massiveness of City of the Dead was unexpected but highly favorable. Keene knows what scares people, and what scared people would do in these extraordinary circumstances. I own 5 other books by Keene and I am excited to see what he can do outside the zombie genre. He has the potential to be the "next" Stephen King, but he has some stiff competition from Joe Hill.

I give City of the Dead 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Album Review: Negativity by Deer Tick

My first experience with Deer Tick was an interesting one. I was sitting in a Chicago bar with a close friend of mine, playing hooky from work of course. The bartender was an interesting cat. Big dude, big beard, big flannel. You get the picture. There was no one in the bar since it was early afternoon so we got to chatting with the bar keep. He played a ton of folk and indie rock for us. A lot of it I wasn't too familiar with. The last band he played was Deer Tick. At first they had a generic indie sound, but unexpectedly they started integrated folk and blues into their repertoire and made for a cool mix. The bartender noticed that our interest in Deer Tick had been peaked so he offered to give us the CD. Of course we couldn't take his copy, so we declined. Then Grizzly Adams pulls out a plastic shopping bag overflowing with burned CDs, paws through them and gives us a copy of Deer Tick. This guy was really into music and sharing it, which I'm a big advocate of. I hope he still is handing out CD-R's to anyone who listens.

Negativity is a pretty cool album. The opening track, The Rock, is a solid opener displaying some soft, subtle vocals ripping into an emotional bridge. I was really excited to hear the rest of this album, considering how much I liked The Rock. I was disappointed by the next few songs. They were ok, but nothing really popped out at me. Just sounded like some generic indie stuff. What was really weird is that his voice reminded me of Weird Al Yankovic's. That's not an insult, I'm a huge Weird Al fan, but it can get a little whiny when hitting those higher notes. Luckily the streak of mediocrity ended when track 5, Mirror Walls, started with some sweet piano. My favorite song on the album is In Our Time. It's an old fashioned country sounding duet, speaking of the trials and tribulations of a relationship. The female voice was provided by Vanessa Carlton of A Thousand Miles fame. Throughout the album, they insert some violin, cello, and some horns which brings some uniqueness to Negativity. I remember there being a piano solo and saxophone solo, so that gets them some bonus points. There are definitely some gems on Negativity and definitely some snoozers, but all and all its some good music.

I give Negativity by Deer Tick 3.25 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Podcast Review: Stone Cold Steve Austin Show w/ Samoa Joe

The 39th episode featured one of my favorite pro-wrestlers of all time, Samoa Joe. I've only listened to a hand full of Stone Cold's pod-casts and he's really progressed as a conversationalist and doesn't really follow a script or guideline when interviewing. Steve Austin was one of the greatest talkers in wrestling history so it makes sense that he can carry an interview well.

If you aren't familiar with Samoa Joe, you have some catching up to do. If you are familiar with his work in TNA, you still have some catching up to do. Joe's matches with Kenta Kobashi and CM Punk in Ring of Honor are absolutely legendary. I bet Joe felt like a million bucks when Stone Cold claimed to be a huge fan of his work and especially his work with Kobashi. Joe vs Kobashi was the very first Ring of Honor DVD I bought and I was instantly hooked. Joe's size makes him unique and his strength and endurance make him look unstoppable. They discuss where his name comes from, which is a pretty funny story. They also discuss Joe's journey through wrestling to television and the current state of wrestling.

The interview is a good hour and two minutes including commercials and an intro, but its completely worth getting through. It's definitely for fans who consider themselves insiders and gives an insight on how cool Samoa Joe really is. Austin brings up a good point where he asks Joe why TNA isn't 100%  behind him, and push him to his full potential. I wish Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jim Ross, William Regal and Jake the Snake Roberts pooled their money together and started a wrestling organization of their own. They know real talent, and they all absolutely love the business and would put together something special. I know these are only dreams, but a man can dream right? Anyways, download this pod-cast onto your phone, iPod or whatever and give it a listen. If you like what you hear, check out Joe's work on youtube or ask me to borrow some DVDs.

I give this pod-cast 3.98 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Here is the link to Austin's show http://podcastone.com/Steve-Austin-Show?showAllEpisodes=true

Album Review: Vessel by Twenty One Pilots

When people describe something as "different," and it relates to music, its usually met with a negative connotation. It's a nice way to say, "Yeah I don't really like that, but I'm not going to tell you straight up." When I say its different, I mean just how I said it, it sounds different. Nothing is really comparable to it. Like nothing I've heard before. And that is how I describe Vessel by Twenty One Pilots.

Twenty One Pilots are a two piece band from Columbus, OH. Their sound is a mixture of hip-hop, indie rock and alternative rock. Vessel is their first major release and has done pretty well on the charts. As I mentioned before, I love this album because of how different it is. Different in a great way. It's a perfect blend of the aforementioned genres mixed with emotion and great song writing. Unpredictability is a major factor of the success of this album as well. The first time I heard it, I remember thinking, "that was a left turn out of nowhere" and "where are they going with this?" I find that very exciting when listening to new music. Not knowing where you're going to end up really heightens your senses and makes you listen.

I have a couple favorite tunes from Vessel. First off being Car Radio, track number 5. Car Radio is about how terrifying it could be to be alone. "Sometimes quiet is violent" portrays that point quite well. When you sit in silence and get a chance to think, sometimes the results can be pretty devastating. You can run a gamut of emotions and never find a resolve. This is some pretty powerful stuff and I'm glad they're getting some radio play. Its a lot deeper than a lot of pop out there. I'm also a big fan of The Run and Go which is track number 8. It is one of the least complex songs on the album, in regards to arrangement, but very complex lyrically.

If you are looking for something different and good, give Vessel by Twenty One Pilots a try.

I give it 4.25 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Movie Review: Robot and Frank

I'm a sucker for cute, sad movies. Maybe I'm just a sucker in general. Who knows? Robot and Frank was a nice surprise and of course, was cute and sad. I recently received a free month's trial for Netflix's DVD service and this was the first one my queue. Thank goodness for free stuff. I could have checked it out at my local library, which has plenty of movies to choose from as well. (Cheap plug)

Usually when I pop in a movie late on a weekday, I'm snoring within ten minutes. Fortunately for me, I was able rip through my weariness and was able to finish this movie in one sitting.

Robot and Frank is set in the very near future. Robotics have become a part of everyday life. They work at the library shelving, gardening, and even providing therapeutic care to the elderly. Frank is played by Frank Langella, legendary actor known for his roles as Richard Nixon, William Paley, Dracula, John Wilkes Booth and my personal favorite Skeletor. Yes, Frank Langella played Skeletor in the 1987 release of Masters of the Universe and I own it on DVD. In Robot and Frank he plays an ex-con, known in his community as a cat burglar. Frank, now in his 70's, suffers from dementia and according to his son, needs someone around to ensure his safety. Instead of putting Frank in a home, he purchases a helper robot. The robot helps with chores and with some cognitive enhancing activities.

Frank is reluctant at first to accept the robot's help, but quickly builds a relationship with the robot. He figures a way to manipulate the robot and make him do tasks that he wouldn't normally do. This is due to the robot's function to build trust between the two. Frank plans a heist at the local library in hopes to impress the librarian that he is very fond of. After successfully stealing a rare, copy of Don Quixote, he has the intention of one more big heist. With the help of robot, they plan to steal some diamonds from some yuppies down the street. His children get tangled in the plan and complicate the situation.

I loved the relationship between robot and Frank. He didn't want anything to do with robot at first, but then he saw the potential in front of him. Eventually they became great friends. When his daughter came and shut down the robot. He truly missed him. This movie also shows how robotic technology is advancing so quickly, that I can actually see this happening in the near future. Even though the robot is so human like, they make sure that you know that he is still a robot. He can't feel, but has the ability to lie and manipulate just like humans. It's a little creepy in some parts of the movie, but it adds the perfect amount of sympathy for Frank. His best friend is now a robot and he knows it.

Rated: PG-13
Run Time: 89 Minutes

I give Robot and Frank 4.5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Podcast Review: AOW w/ Scott Hall

In episode 169 of the Art of Wrestling Podcast, Colt Cabana interviews legendary 90's wrestler Scott Hall. Hall was known as Razor Ramon in the WWF where he gained some notoriety and built quite the following. After some contract disputes with Vince McMahon, he jumped to WCW as Scott Hall and started one of the most important factions of all wrestling history the NWO. Wrestling was as popular as ever when Scott Hall and the NWO were on top.

In this podcast, Hall discusses his beginning as a wrestler, and why is was so important for him to make it to the top of his game. He also discusses the decision to jump to WCW and some background information about what it was like to work for Vince McMahon at that time. Its been documented that Hall has had trouble with substance abuse later in his career. He has all but conquered those demons and is currently managing his son Cody Hall in the wrestling business. He goes into depth about his family growing up and how it lead to some of his problems as an adult. It was good to hear Scott Hall sober and coherent. I'm glad he's on a road to recovery and I am happy to hear his passion of the wrestling business. I wish this could have gone longer than an hour, because there are so many other stories I wanted to hear. I know that Stone Cold Steve Austin interviewed him on his podcast so I can check that one out.

There is some bonus material on this podcast that made the entire listening experience superior. Colt talks with Cody Hall for a few minutes before the interview with Scott and shares about his current relationship with his father. Another bonus is a skit where "Shawn Michaels" leaves a voicemail for Colt Cabana talking about the show which is absolutely hilarious. Not sure if non-wrestling fans will get it, but I truly loved it.

I give AOW 169 w Scott Hall 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Movie Review: World War Z

So I finally was able to experience World War Z. I have been a bit reluctant to watch this movie since I'm a big fan of old school low budget zombie flicks. I have read the Max Brooks book of the same name and heard that it had nothing to do with the book. Which is right and wrong at the same time. The book is an oral history of all the events that have taken place throughout "World War Z" and its pretty similar how the story flows. Brad Pitt is finding out information through many different sources and piecing it together. They took the concept from Brooks and put an A-list actor, some gun play and crazy CGI scenes and made it into an action/ horror blockbuster.

To my surprise, I enjoyed the hell out of this movie. Albeit it wasn't a traditional zombie movie, the zombies were fast moving and smart. It felt more like an epidemic type movie more in the style of 28 Days Later. There are many definitions and mythologies connected with the term "zombie" so I can let some of the details fly.

World War Z was gripping from the very first scene. They open it up in Philadelphia, PA on a regular morning at the Lane family household (Brad Pitt's family). On a morning drive, they find themselves in some traffic downtown. All of a sudden chaos breaks loose and people are being attacked by other people. Pitt's character witnesses a man being attacked and bitten, and resurrecting after 12 seconds becoming one of the walking dead. The Lane family escapes to New Jersey. Throughout the madness that ensues, Lane is contacted by some important men and they attempt to extract him and his family to safety. You're not sure why he has such connections until a little bit later in the movie. Eventually they are hauled off to an airship carrier where they discuss the origin of this outbreak.

The army has assembled a team of "experts" and the word zombie is thrown around and no one believes that this is a real possibility. Lane is eventually called into duty to research the origin of this outbreak and find patient zero. This is where the concept of the book comes into play. All these experts have are stories they have heard from other experts in foreign nations and the dailogue of the book is strictly conversations about first hand experiences with the outbreak. South Korea is rumored to be the location of patient zero so Lane and his team sets out. They fly to several other nations in search for answers and hope. The action is well paced and the visuals are pretty stunning. I'm glad they released the un-rated version, because a movie of this type needs a little violence to really accentuate the seriousness of these zombies.

I was very satisfied with World War Z and would recommend it to people who aren't zombie fans. It's not too violent, and has a great story.

Rated: Un-rated
Run time: 123 Minutes

I give World War Z 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Book Review: The Ocean at the End of the Lane

The Ocean at the End of the Lane was a nice, short tale about the disconnect between childhood and adulthood. Neil Gaiman is a novelist responsible many popular works including Stardust, The Sandman, Coraline and many more. Gaiman usually write for comics and young adult fiction, but dabbles in adult fiction on an irregular basis. I actually feel that this book could have been categorized as a young adult book because of the age of the characters and aspects of a fantasy story. There are a few "adult themed" portions of the book, but they are minimal and very tame. I guess Mr. Gaiman just wanted to sell some books to adults. Can't blame the guy.

So let's get to the book. The story starts off with an unnamed male character returning to his old neighborhood for a funeral. While visiting, he remembers an old friend, Lettie Hempstock and decides to stop at her old house down the lane. At the end of the lane, stands a pond that Lettie used to refer as her ocean. Our protagonist is flooded with memories of forgotten tales. Those tales are extraordinary and extremely devastating.

I really appreciate Gaiman's narrative and the driving force behind this story. It's not really a coming of age story. It's not a story of the reluctant hero, even though you may argue that fact about the main character. He is just too young and get's scared easily. Can't really blame him here. Not many kids are willing to fight the supernatural, many are afraid of the dark or spiders or great white sharks or whatever. It's a very realistic approach to life, most of the time you will need a hand when life gets difficult. Lettie Hempstock is the main character's protector, problem solver and savior throughout the book. The main character is forced to forget what happens in his childhood to protect his innocence. I'm not a parent myself, but I know that parents are always looking to protect their children, and ensure a healthy adulthood, even if they have to manipulate a story or tell little white lies. I guess that's where the difference between young adult and adult fiction lies. If this were a YA book, the main character would have risen to the occasion and tried to find a way to beat the odds. Its a subtle change, but it speaks volumes about the transition from childhood to adulthood.

I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a modern day fairy tale, that's well written and tells a great story. The aspects of fantasy are highly apparent in this book even though I don't elude to them very often in this review. It's super short too, and you can get through it pretty quickly.

I give The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Building a Solid Heavy Metal Collection: Part 7 of 25

Killswitch Engage's (KSE) Alive or Just Breathing is the most important heavy metal album to come out in the last 10-11 years. Metal was in sad shape at the turn of the century. Of course there were the few crusaders of metal that kept on releasing killer albums, but the main stream metal view was very tainted. Luckily these Bostonians were ready to make heart felt, brutal music that combined New York hardcore and elements of thrash, essentially bringing the metalcore genre to the masses. Alive or Just Breathing wasn't their big break and didn't set any sales records, like later albums, but it was a perfect base. When somebody asks me for a CD to start listening to heavy metal, I recommend this album.

Alive or Just Breathing features the band's original singer Jesse Leach. He was replaced by Howard Jones during the height of their popularity and now Leach has regained his throne as lead singer. Adam Dutkiewicz or Adam D. can be solely responsible for this record's success and the entire band's success. He played every instrument and was integral in the writing process. The label also allowed Adam D. to produce the record as well. Alive or Just Breathing's title reflected the condition of the metal scene in 2002. KSE was a breath of fresh air and really skyrocketed in popularity and made a mark on pop culture. I've seen KSE a number of times and their live show is something to behold. Their energy is off the charts and you can tell they love what they are doing.

Key tracks: No. 2 - Self Revolution, No. 8 - Temple from the Within and No. 10 - Vide Infra.

Book Review: Horns

Horns is a tale of young love, revenge, jealousy and the supernatural. It may sound pretty much like any teen/ tween/ young adult novel that is popular right now with that description, but I promise there aren't shirtless werewolves or sparkling vampires. I hope I get my point across as this book was so damn good I had a really hard time putting it down. I will try my best, but my advice is to just read it and experience it for yourself.

Joe Hill (Joseph Hilstrom King) is the oldest of Stephen King's children. It's not the first Hill book I've read. I listened to NOS4A2 which was pretty good in its own right, but nowhere on the level of Horns. I received an email from amazon.com last week, asking me to try this new service Audible, which is their e-audiobook service. They gave me a free trial and I searched Stephen King. I couldn't find one that I wanted to listen to so I searched Joe Hill since I am a HUGE fan of his comic book Locke and Key. Seriously, read this comic, you won't regret it. Horns has also been on my to-read list for a long time so I gave it the old college try and downloaded it. One of the best decisions I've ever made.

Horns starts off with our protagonist Ig Perrish. Ig is short for Ignatius which seems fitting because Ig's character is almost saint like. He is very loyal, caring and is the worst liar in the entire world. Uncharacteristically he wakes up in a drunken stupor, not remembering what happened the night before. Next to him lies his old childhood friend Glenna Nicholson, who starts telling Ig every single bad thing she's done in her life. Most recently hooking up with Ig's best friend Lee. He stumbles awake and notices that he has sprouted little horns on his head. Ig goes to the doctor  to get his "horns" checked out. The doctor's office is a surreal experience for Ig considering the secretary, a mother and her child in the waiting start spewing awful facts about their life and don't seem to be bothered by it. All these confessions are poured out because Ig has developed some sort of power that is tied to the horns that he's grown. He tries to find comfort with his family, but the horns have the same effect on them and he finds out a terrible secret.

A year before the book starts, Ig's long time girlfriend Mirren Williams was found dead in the forest near an old foundry. Everyone suspected that Ig was the one who murdered her and left her body. Ig and Mirren were the perfect couple. Both extremely smart, both extremely involved in the church and their community. So the death of Mirren Williams, was a huge tragedy in the small town of Gideon, NH. Knowing Ig and his back story, you know he wouldn't be capable of such horrific acts. Ig was scheduled to start a job in Britain, and Mirren breaks up with him ending a ten year relationship. This scene was the most intense, heart wrenching chapter I have ever read in my entire life. Joe Hill was brilliant displaying how deep their love was for each other and how hard it is to let go to someone you love. I was enraged, depressed, on edge and completely exhausted after their break up and set up the rest of the story perfectly.

The main antagonist is Lee Tourneau, as I mentioned earlier, is Ig's best friend. Hill tells a tale of when they were younger and Ig rolled down a hill in a shopping cart into a pond. Ig grows up thinking that Lee saved his life and is forever indebted to him. Their relationship has its ups and downs. Lee turns out to be a real scum bag but finds "Christ" after an accident with a cherry bomb in which he loses vision in one of his eyes. Lee is the epitome of modern day evil. The definition of a wolf in sheep's clothing. He can talk his way out of anything and uses intimidation and cunning to force people to take the fall for him. He eventually gets into politics and uses his "gift" to further his career.  Hill makes you want to punch Lee repeatedly in the face for hours. He oozes vileness and really gets you riled up. Thinking about his character gets my blood hot.

The book slowly reveals what happened that night at the foundry, and covers Ig's transformation into something outer-worldly or should I say under-worldly?? What makes this book so great is how real these characters felt. You can truly believe the love between Ig and Merrin, the jealousy and hate of Lee and the reality of the secrets that people hold deep inside of them. I know this is a bold claim, but I enjoy this book way more than a lot of Stephen King books. It is early in Joe Hill's career but he is really hitting them out of the park. I hope he has a long and illustrious career that mirrors his fathers'. I will say that Horns is one of my favorite books that I have ever read. Thus giving it.......

5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Building a Solid Heavy Metal Collection: Part 6 of 25

Immortal is a three piece black metal band from Norway. They dress up in spiked armor, wielding weaponry, covered in corpse paint. Corpse paint is a tradition in black metal that is used to make the band look inhuman, undead or demonic. Originally sounding like a traditional black metal band, they transformed into a thrash/ black hybrid. In 2002 they released Sons of Northern Darkness and quickly gained critical acclaim throughout the metal community. Some say that this is the best black metal album of all time. I tend to agree with that statement. Sons of Northern Darkness (SOND) starts off with a blistering track about ancient Nordic tribal battles in the cold, dark environment that is Norway. SOND is mostly about conquest of the great North, battles that have been waged and won, and the demons that help them in those battles.

Many people can be easily put off by Immortal and their style, even looking at the cover, they may think they are a joke. Their talent is boundless and are definitely the best black metal band in history. They are consistent and don't fall into the under-produced sound that most black metal bands purposely use to sound old school. Immortal released All Shall Fall in 2009 which was a long awaited follow up that didn't disappoint.

Next time snow is falling, pop in Sons of Northern Darkness, and fall into the world of Norwegian black metal.

Key tracks - No. 1 - One by One, No. 3 - Tyrants and No. 7 - Antarctica

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Here's a little extra for you. The animated history of corpse paint from metalinjection.com
http://www.metalinjection.net/video/an-animated-history-of-corpse-paint

Book Review: Zombie, Illinois by Scott Kenemore

Zombie, Illinois isn't your typical zombie novel. It's more of a crossover that involves a mystery that just so happens to occur during the zombie apocalypse. There are three main characters: Maria Ramirez, Ben Bennington and Pastor Leopold Mack. The chapters are written in first person perspectives switching between the three. Maria Ramirez is the drummer for Chicago's premiere punk rock band Strawberry Brite Vagina Dentata. Ben is a reporter for Brain's Chicago Business newspaper. Finally, Leopold Mack is the pastor of the Church Heaven's God in Christ Lord Jesus. The character's start off pretty strong and their identities are pretty well known, but somewhere in the middle they stray from I believe their morals are and make really stupid, pointless decisions. They don't progress throughout the story, if anything they regress at some points. Ben is the cowardly lion of the bunch, eventually becoming a hero, kind of. Maria is the tough chick who swoons when she sees a hot guy. Pastor Mack is a powerful leader in the black community and has a deep, dark secret. I could tell you that secret, but I want you to read this book and be as disappointed as I was, when it was revealed. I wish Ben sacrificed himself for the group, Maria would soften up and take kindly to Ben's nerdiness and I wish pastor Mack would become the leader he was born to be. Kenemore gave us a tiny glance at that, but fell short. But you can't always get what you want.

The horror aspect of this book started off pretty well. First hand encounters of the dead rising from Lake Michigan. People digging up graves to prevent them from attacking. The coolest part of this book is when the Mayor's face was bitten off by Al Capone's corpse. Far fetched but still pretty cool. It never felt like the characters actually feared for their lives. There wasn't a moment that really affected their psyche. In most horror books there is a moment where you're not really sure if good could overcome evil. There was no such peak, no sense of impending doom. Close calls yes, but not much more than that.

I like that fact that Scott Kenemore, the author, did his research on Chicago geography and its neighborhood history. I don't know if it's all true, but he sure convinced me that it was all right. Apparently he did some research in Chicago politics as well, because Zombie, Illinois turned from a zombie book into a political satire about Chicago's corrupt government. I know that Chicago has a storied past with politics, and it was a nice back story at first, but then the entire book was about Chicago politics.

Zombie, Illinois was well written and the story is decently developed. However the horror aspect was extremely lacking. The zombies became an after thought. It's a good book for anyone who doesn't like gruesome books but is looking for a different type of mystery book. Not really my cup of tea though.

I give Zombie, Illinois by Scott Kenemore 3 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

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Building a Solid Metal Collection: Part 5 of 25

Meshuggah is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine!!! Albeit its the Indian version, they still made the cover. I love how every country in the world respects metal except the United States. I'm not saying that heavy metal isn't relevant in the states, it just doesn't get the same amount of coverage as pop, hip hop and indie music. I get that tastes vary and usually are very trend oriented, but throw the little guys a bone once and a while. I'm glad Meshuggah is getting some recognition though. They've have been at it for a very long time.

Destroy, Erase, Improve was their second full length album and it was released in 1995. They've only released 7 albums since 1987 so you can see what kind of care and detail they put into writing their material. I would recommend all of them. Meshuggah is known as an extreme progressive metal band. Progressive metal is a hybrid of metal and progressive music like jazz fusion and classical. Meshuggah takes like offbeat drumming, odd time signatures and complex song structures and adds a huge does of brutality. These swedes create a very unique sound, that rarely gets replicated. You can say that they recently spawned a genre known as "djent," but their sound differs from everyone who imitates them.

Key tracks: No. 1 - Future Breed Machine, No. 6 - Acrid Placidity, and No. 9 - Suffer in Truth.

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Album Review: Serpents Unleashed by Skeletonwitch

Since its #thrashthursday, it only feels right to review something thrashy. Skeletonwitch has been around since 2003 and this is their forth official release. They have a self produced album, but I can't get my hands on it. I do have everything else they have released though. What really struck me while listening to their first album Beyond the Permafrost was the mix of black metal vocals and thrash roots. A lot of people have copied that sound, but in 2007 when I heard Upon Wings of Black, I was instantly hooked.

Skeletonwitch has kept on getting tighter as a group and have not sacrificed their sound in the slightest bit. They are as fast and brutal as they always been. Serpents Unleashed opens with the title track blitzes through 29 minutes of pure metal. This is also very characteristic of Skeletonwitch. Their songs aren't very long, but they are to the point. They are here to thrash, and thrash they do.

Born of Light that Does Not Shine opens with blistering blast beats and ends with a wicked black metal riff that is haunting and embraces the dark tone of this album. My favorite song lyrically is This Evil Embrace. The chorus is the following:

Stare upon death in these eyes
Wretched, furthest from the light
Moving with poisonous steps
My demon will harvest your flesh

Skeletonwitch doesn't hold back in the slightest, What surprised me the most was the last track More Cruel than Weak. It's definitely the longest ending up at four minutes and nineteen seconds. It starts with an intro riff which is rare for Skeletonwitch. The riffage they break out at 2:28 is harmonized metal guitar at its finest.

I can't wait to see them in a couple of weeks. They play at Mojoe's in Joliet, IL on Monday, November 25th with the Black Dahlia Murder. Get your tickets here.

I give Serpents Unleashed by Skeletonwitch 5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

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Movie Review: This is the End

End of the world movies don't have the best record. 2012 was terrible, Day After Tomorrow was a snooze fest. Waterworld is well Waterworld. I think what these types of movies are missing is comedy. Kevin Costner and Jake Gyllenhaal are the furthest thing from funny. Let's face it when the sky starts to fall, we're all going to be helpless and it is pretty comedic how unprepared we are for catastrophic events, especially the end of the world.

This is the End showcases the Rapture at one of James Franco's parties. Jay Baruchel and Seth Rogen are best friends. Jay flies in from Canada to hang with Seth and they end up at the party besides Jay's reluctance. Every comedian/ actor/ music star is at this party. Mindy Kaling, Rihanna, Paul Rudd, Kevin Hart and the list goes on. My favorite cameo was Michael Cera. He is a coke snorting, disgusting human being and I absolutely love every scene he is in. Jay and Seth head to a gas station to get some snacks and all of a sudden the proverbial stuff starts to hit the fan. Many people are beamed into the sky, and the rest are left to  survive on Earth. Jay and Seth make it back to the party and it seemed like nothing happened. Suddenly a gigantic hole opens up in Franco's front lawn. Being hollywood stars, everyone looks out for themselves and most of them die in a comedic fashion.

After the dust settles, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and Craig Robinson are the last survivors of the party. They barricade the house, ration all the food and prepare for the worst. One of my favorite scenes was the discussion of who gets to eat the last Milky Way bar.(It gets used later, don't worry!) They decide to save it for emergency use. They all split up to go to bed for the first night. Eventually all of them become scared and sleep together on the floor in very tight quarters next to Jay. Early in the morning they all awake to a russling upstairs and a giant shadow heading towards them all. It is non other than Danny McBride and he has no idea what happened because he passed out in Franco's tub the night before. They all struggle with rationing and make plans to explore the outside world. Demons, possessions, and cannibals makes appearances in the film with hilarious results.

This is the End is extremely crude, so I wouldn't recommend watching it with your mother. It's definitely a guy oriented flick with plenty of violence and swearing. I would say it is my favorite comedy in a long time.

I give This is the End 5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Rated R
Run-Time 107 Minutes

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Album Review: New by Paul McCartney

I will start by saying that the name of the album and the disc art are completely lazy. It feels like McCartney just showed up to work and said let's call the new album New. Get it? And of course no one is going to disagree with Sir Paul. The cover is clever, but I feel McCartney could have come up with something better. Oh well. Let's get to the music, which is the most important part.

The first two songs sound like the missing tracks of the new Queens of the Stone Age CD. Which could be good or bad depending how you look at it. I wasn't impressed with Like Clockwork so I supposed it can look like a dig at McCartney. I do however enjoy these tracks and they start off the album really well. Save Us is a breath of fresh air and really contribute to his "new" sound. Early Days and Hosanna give us that classic McCartney sound that we all enjoy. Tracks like Appreciate and Queenie Eye aren't my favorite and kind of feel out of place.

There are signs of brilliance on this album and I do have high expectations of Sir Paul. He is knighted for Pete's sake. On My Way to Work, Looking at Her, and Everybody Out There are truly astounding tracks. On My Way to Work is a haunting love song. It recalls his past love life on a short bus ride. Everything reminds him of her. The question to be asked is what happened to his former love? Whatever happened, he will never know and continue riding the bus to work and through life.

My only gripe with this album is that it lacks flow. 89% of the songs are instant classics and the remaining eleven left a lot to be desired. New feels more like a best of than a full album release. You may think that I'm a little hard on this album, but Paul McCartney is regarded as the best song writer in the history of music, so I expect the best. That being said....

I give New by Paul McCartney 3.75 out 5 Burning Lariats.

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Album Review: The Diving Board by Elton John

My experience with Elton John is a bit limited. I've only listened to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road all the way through and I've heard all the other singles he's put out. I love Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and really enjoy the dynamics and direction of that album. The Diving Board is a bit different seeing that the entire album is strictly piano, drums and bass and of course Elton's vocals. I guess its not really fair to compare the two albums considering Yellow Brick Road is regarded as the best album he ever wrote. I'll try my best not to deadlock them together.

I do like Diving Board a lot. It was a nice change of pace on my iPod. I was just surprised that it was so mellow and so piano oriented. I do appreciate the fact that the lead instrument is a piano. Many have tried to lead with a piano like Ben Folds, but no one really does it like Elton John. His piano "licks" are unique and completely non-generic. He even throws a few musical interludes throughout the album which give you a break from the solemn tunes. I was hoping for at least a few tracks that resemble Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting. I like the upbeat Elton John tunes as much as his ballads, but this album was severely lacking that rock and roll feel. I have to wait until track 13, a song called Mexican Vacation, to get a song that was faster paced. That is way too long to wait.

As I said before there are an abundance of ballads on Diving Board, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Home Again particularly played on my heart strings and it conveyed a message that I've always believed in. You can always come home, no matter where you are, you are always working your way back home. The other song that really took me by surprise and was extremely relevant to my current situation was Can't Stay Alone Tonight. I love when you can find a song that goes into your mind and really portrays what going on in your mind at that time. Well done Elton.

While Elton really drove it home with a handful of songs, I think the "filler" could have been a lot better. He beautifully paints certain parts of a portrait and the rest is just bland so it doesn't feel like a complete piece of art to me.

I've read that someone close to Elton suggested that this album recorded in a certain fashion. Namely just being the piano, drums and bass. I don't know if I agree with that formula, but allegedly this was Elton's style when he first started playing so I can dig that he wanted to get back to his roots. I'm sure if you are en Elton John fan, you will grab this one up. At least get Home Again, Can't Stay Alone Tonight and Diving Board if you want the best tracks. It's worth at least a listen.

I give The Diving Board by Elton John 3.5 out of 5 Burning Lariats

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Movie Review: Pain and Gain

I feel like this movie got panned and I believe it was wrongfully so. The second I saw the trailer, I thought, man this has some potential even though Michael Bay is directing it. I say this, because its well documented that I hated all three Transformer movies, and am deathly afraid of what he will do with the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I do love Armageddon though. Can't get enough of that Aerosmith tune. Anyways Pain and Gain was perfectly cast. It was great to see Tony Shalhoub in a role that isn't Monk. I almost jumped to my feet when Ed Harris showed up on screen, but it was 11 at night and my bed is really comfy. I had no idea he was in the movie, I guess I could have read the cast on IMDB or the DVD case, but I enjoyed the surprise.

Synopsis: Mark Wahlberg's character, Danny Lugo, is a ex-con who becomes a personal trainer. Lugo is sick of the rich business men who come into his gym and aren't in shape. He believes that since he is at his tip top shape that he deserves the american dream. He just wants a lawn to mow. It seemed that he was a nice guy deep down and just wanted what everyone else had. He attends a conference headed by a motivational speaker and decides to take action and achieve that american dream. His plan is to kidnap Tony Shalhoub's character, Victor Kershaw, and extort him for all he is worth. Kershaw is the owner of a Schlotzky's deli in Florida. By the way, this movie is based off of a true story. I don't know how close it follows the true tale, but some latter scenes in the movie are hard to watch and I hope some are exaggerations.

Lugo recruits Paul Doyle, played by the Rock, who is also an ex-con but also a reformed Christian. He is working at the local church and working out with Lugo at his gym. Doyle can't find a job because of his record so he is persuaded to join the team. The third and final piece of the puzzle is Adrian Doorbal, played by Anthony Mackie. I've seen Mackie in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Adjustment Bureau, and Gangster Squad and have enjoyed his work thus far, and this movie is no exception. Doorbal is a member of Lugo's gym and has been shooting steroids to get "swol." He finds out that he now suffers from ED and needs money for the medicine to get him up and going again. The three of them are hilarious together and play the muscle bound dummies to a t.

Of course, they struggle with the kidnapping and go through several plans before achieving their goal. After kidnapping Kershaw, they try for weeks trying to get him to sign over all of his belongings. Doyle, being a born again Christian disagrees with a lot of the methods being used to extort him. The Rock has come a long way as an actor. I remember the days of the Scorpion King where he didn't say a word and just had to swing a sword. I knew he was capable of more considering I've seen his entire wrestling career and know he can talk. But Pain and Gain showed me that he play a whole range of characters in one movie. The nice polite muscle bound Christian, tough convict, dopey sidekick, enraged coke addict and much more. He really spread his wings on this one. Lots of craziness and hilarity ensues. Its a very dark comedy and I think its worth a watch or two. My favorite part is when the Rock is BBQing some severed hands, waves to the neighbors and a graphic comes on the screen stating, "Yes, this is still a true story." Awesome.

I give Pain and Gain 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats

Rated R
Run-time 129 Minutes

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Building a Solid Heavy Metal Collection: Part 4 of 25

System of a Down is one of the most talented bands I've ever come across. They are brutal yet catchy and overall amazing musicians who have really perfected their craft. Many people regard Toxicity as their best album and I agree that it is fantastic. Blender magazine regarded it as one of the 500 CDs you must own. Rolling Stone ranked it 44 out of the top 100 CDs of the 2000s. It was great at the time, and it holds up but Mesmerize is just a beautiful crescendo of metal. It shows growth as musicians and human beings. I wish I could include Hypnotize since it's technically a double album. The two back to back is like listening to a modern symphony. It plays with your emotions and it makes you think, which is rare for music these days.

Mesmerize opens with a heart-wrenching introduction Soldier Side, which gives you a small dose of the raw emotion that lies ahead. B.Y.O.B. comes in and knocks you right on your tush. It was also the first single released from Mesmerize. I'm glad they released B.Y.O.B. first, they could have easily picked a more radio friendly tune like Radio/Video or Sad Statue. Instead they took one of the fastest and heaviest song on the album and said "Hey, up yours."

Revenga is a sweet track that really reaches deep down in me, and my secret love for Polka music. It's a fun track to sing along with even though it's about getting revenge on a former dishonest lover. The highlight of this track is the ending where the tempo just keeps getting quicker and quicker. It really gives you a chance to really rock out to a Polka beat. Finntroll is pretty infamous for this too.

The final four tracks really tie the entire album together. Question! is the highest point of tension on the album and you can feel the CD start to wind down after that. Sad Statue has a great chorus and really reflects the state of the country at that point in time. Their lyrics have always been politically driven which brings forth the passion behind their music. Mesmerize is as the title suggests a mesmerizing album that pulls you in. It's a quick 33 minutes long so follow it up with Hypnotize and enjoy the beautiful madness that is System of a Down.

Key tracks No.3 - Revenga, No. 8 - Question! and No. 11 - Lost in Hollywood.

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Movie Review: The Conjuring

I've heard a lot of buzz for this movie and have been waiting a while for it to come out on DVD. The Director James Wan has a pretty decent resume coming into this one including Saw, Insidious 1 and 2, and Death Sentence. I haven't seen Insidious 2 but I know it will be as good as the first one. The cast was great. Everyone performed perfectly, every cast member added to the movie and nobody's performance took away from this bone chilling tale.

A lot of movies lately have been about spirits and demonic possession, and a lot of them have been absolutely great. The Conjuring is probably the best to date. It was terrifying. What made it the most terrifying is that it was based on a true story. I know a lot of movies make this claim, and most of the time I believe it. I buy into it and I feel it makes the movie watching experience that much more enjoyable.

The movie starts off with a back story of Warren family in the early 1970's. They were pioneers of "Ghost Hunting" and went around to Universities with their findings in paranormal activity. The story they told was about a possessed doll named Anabelle. I don't know what it is about possessed toys, but it creeps the hell out of me. It was a perfect way to set the tone in this movie and laid a nice back story.

The Perron family has moved to a country house to accomadate their five daughters and move away from the city. Strange happenings start to occur at the house and leave everyone frightened. The mother, Carolyn Perron, attends one of these sessions taught by the Warrens and asks them for help. Seeing the seriousness of their problem, they agree to help.

The story of the house and the occurrences that shaped this evil house are more horrific than I could imagine. The entire movie is intense, but the last fifteen minutes has my hair raising and goosebumps all over my body. If you are looking for a good scare, this is the movie for you.

I give The Conjuring 5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Rated R
Run-time 112 Minutes

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#fatbucks

I finally was able to get dressed up for Halloween 2013. It was my brother's 30th birthday so we had a big post Halloween costume party bash. Per usual I dressed up as a professional wrestler. I think this is the 4th or 5th year in a row. This year my buddy Adam and myself dressed up as the greatest tag team in the world right now, the Young Bucks. It was a great time had by all, there were some Ninja Turtles, some X-Men, a leprechaun, a cat, an old couple, and many, many more at the party.

The coolest event of the weekend was what transpired on Twitter and Instagram. Adam posted our picture on Twitter and tagged the Young Bucks so they can see our awesomely sweet costumes. Within minutes they retweeted us. It definitely made my night. What made the situation way more awesome, was that Matt Jackson, one of the Young Bucks, put our picture on his Instagram account. His brother, Nick Jackson, commenting  that we had the best costume ever. We had over 100 something likes on the Gram, from other professional wrestlers and followers. It was a really cool experience. It shows how cool the Jacksons aka the Young Bucks are, and that they really appreciate their fans. They are on a tour of Japan right now and I'm sure are busy with their wrestling schedules and they gave Adam and I a great story to tell.It was a Halloween miracle.

These guys should be making millions of dollars in the "Big Leagues" because they are so damn talented. I'll link up a video. Follow them on twitter @MattJackson13 and @NickJacksonYB
Follow them on Instagram http://instagram.com/youngbuckmatt
I'm not sure what their names on The Vine are, but they have some great stuff on there as well.
Young Bucks Video check out this video on Youtube and see what I'm talking about. Their home promotion is  PWG where they are the current tag team champions.

You're probably wondering why the title of this entry is #fatbucks. Well the internet is the internet and there are always smartasses, but that was one of the comments on our picture on Instagram. I actually found it pretty damn funny myself. Remember check out the Young Bucks! They rule!

Building a solid heavy metal collection Part 3 of 25

Alas! The first thrash album to show up on the list! And boy is it a doozy. Death Angel has been around the block a few times. Their first album being released in '87 when I was one year old.

The Filipino thrashers have been on and off over the last twenty some years because of injury, personal issues and label conflicts. Their style has changed over the years as well. They started off as almost a punk thrash similar to Suicidal Tendencies have now become an epic thrash band.

Relentless Retribution was released in September of 2010. I remember the day I bought this CD. I was browsing Best Buy, as tradition on Taco Bell Tuesdays, and I saw the cover. My inner monologue saying, I didn't know Death Angel put out a new album, I didn't know they were still together and man that cover is completely badass. It's not unusual for metal bands to break up and form back together after 10-15 years, so I decided to pick it up. Right off the bat, its a relentless assault of metal in your face, but its so well crafted you don't mind being bludgeoned by their killer riffs. Every track has its distinct characteristics which is rare for a thrash album. It's easy to get caught up in a formula in this genre. Death Angel showed me that you can be brutal and beautiful at the same time. Take for instance, track number 2 - Claws In So Deep. The verses are thrashy as ever, the chorus is catchy, the bridge and solo bring it all together into a perfect symphony. The best is yet to come though. When the dust settles, you are left with a beautiful acoustic guitar medley performed by famous acoustic duo Rodrigo y Gabriela. This CD shows how much thrash has evolved and how many cool things you can do within the genre without sacrificing the brutality and speed.

Key tracks: No.1 - Relentless Revolution, No. 2 Claws in so Deep, and No. 7 This Hate

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Movie Review: Ender's Game

I hope everyone had a pleasant Halloween. Mine was spent at home watching Wrestlemania 9 in my pajamas with a pitbull sleeping on my feet. I wish it didn't rain all day, we only had 4 trick or treaters. Oh well, at least I was able to cap off the evening with a trip to the cinema and an enjoyable night watching Ender's Game.

Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card is regarded as one of the best Sci-Fi books ever written. Some schools require reading it as part of their curriculum because of the underlying message, which I will touch on later. I haven't read any of Card's novels, and as a librarian, I am a bit ashamed of this fact, especially after seeing this movie.

Card has several book's in the Enders Saga, but this was the very first, published in 1985. Card has won many awards for this book, including the Hugo Award for best novel.

I had the privilege to view this movie on an IMAX screen and enjoy the beautiful and sometimes thunderous HD sound system. This is a large scale movie that really takes advantage of the huge screen and wonderful sound. At points I felt my seat shaking during a massive air battle, awesome! If I were to build my own house from scratch, there would be two rooms an IMAX screen and a decent sized kitchen with a griddle so I can make hashbrowns and omelettes easily without dealing with crappy spatulas and a small frying pan.I could sleep on a cot on the ground level of the screen. Is is too much to ask for in life?

Let's get back to the part of the blog when I mentioned that this was a big movie. The plot itself was pretty massive, but not too complex at all. Over fifty years ago the Earth was invaded by an alien race known as the Formics. They are an insect looking race and killed millions on that day. Mazer Rackham, an Earth pilot, finds a weakness in the formic army and they are sent packing back to their home planet. The Earth's army swear that they will never be invaded again and seek revenge on the Formics. The government starts recruiting talented youth and try to find a way to eliminate the threat once and for all.

Andrew Ender Higgin is a gifted child enrolled in Battle School. Colonel Graff (Harrison Ford) sees massive potential in Ender and starts to test him in ways that other students aren't be tested. Naturally Ender passes because of his perfect balance between compassion and violence mixed with tactical genius. He inherits his compassion from his sister Valentine, in which he has a very strong bond with and plays a pivotal part of the story. His violence and anger issues are contributed from his brother Pete, who is just a complete ass. Ender gets promoted quickly through the ranks of Battle School into Command school and eventually becomes commander of his own army because of his tactical skills. Ender finds himself in a crucial point of the Earth/ Formic war.

I feel that there are a few ethical questions that are raised by this movie. The government is willing to exploit their youth to protect the entire world. How can any child be raised normally after dealing with all the stress and mental anguish of the rigorous training of battle school. Ender is constantly put into situations that wears on his mental stability. The tactics they use to test the students of battle school are very unethical and sometimes downright devious.

So the story was great, how was the delivery? I will tell you how it was, pretty fantastic. The CGI was spot on. Nothing looked cheesy, which can easily happen in a Sci-Fi space oriented movie. The creature work was probably my favorite aspect of the movie. It reminded me of District Nine or something Guillermo Del Toro dreamed up. The special effects and sound were remarkable. I wonder if it was the IMAX experience or that they did a really great job with this movie. I'll just say both to be safe. The acting was competent and consistent. Asa Butterfield played Ender really well and toed the line between brilliance and insanity.

The only gripe I have, is the lack of back story between his sister and himself. They are extremely close and I want to know why. Maybe I'll just have to read the book, which is totally cool with me. I highly recommend seeing Ender's Game and if you can see it in IMAX, do it. Don't be scared of the $15 price tag and $2 convenience fee, it's well worth it.

I give Ender's Game 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Rated PG-13 Runtime 114 Minutes

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Podcast Review: The Art of Wrestling Episode 167 - The Genius Lanny Poffo

The Art of Wrestling hosted by Colt Cabana is my favorite wrestling Podcast. It's usually a cool, relaxed conversation with his wrestler buddies. He's had Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Jake the Snake Roberts and many other wrestlers from several generations. Even if you aren't a wrestling fan, I would recommend trying at least one out. Try the Miz! Everyone knows who the Miz is.

This week's episode (at least the one I listened to this week) stars The Genius Lanny Poffo. The Genius comes from the prestigious Poffo wrestling family. Originally from Downers Grove, IL his father Angelo Poffo was a promoter in the Memphis area rivaling Jerry Lawler. Lanny's brother is no other than Randy Macho Man Savage. All and all a very talented and important family when it came to wrestling.

This was an interesting interview for a couple of reasons. A lot of wrestlers struggle in their later years because of drug addiction, depression or past injuries catching up with them. Poffo is a nice change of pace where he is a positive thinker and happy to be retired from the wrestling world. He never reached the heights of his brother Macho Man, but he is thankful for every opportunity he had. His highest level of popularity was when he entered a program with the then champion Hulk Hogan. He faced Hogan at a Saturday Night Main Event in 1989 and actually beat him. He won by count out, so he didn't win the title, but that's still pretty impressive. Hulk Hogan beat everybody in the 80's.

Poffo touches on his brothers death, as the two were very close. Cabana is a great interviewer and actually doesn't ask about the Macho Man, but Poffo insists that Randy was the only reason that he achieved anything in his wrestling career. It was a solid conversation with The Genius breaking into poems every so often, it was his gimmick for years, and I enjoyed every moment.

I give the AOW with The Genius 4 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

You can subscribe to the Art of Wrestling Podcast on iTunes and Stitcher Radio or you can stream all of the episodes from Colt's site http://tsmradio.com/coltcabana/

Building a solid heavy metal collection Part 2 of 25

I could have picked any H.I.M. album from their catalog and put it in this list, but there can be only one! Love Metal is the most important album because it was their first big American release. The native Finns released several albums before Love Metal but struggled to crossover into the American music scene. Fortunately, after a guest spot on MTV's Jackass their exposure went through the roof. Bam Margera's greatest contribution to this planet is bring H.I.M. to the american masses. Thanks Bam!

H.I.M. has a very unique sound and really adds some depth to any music collection. Love Metal was so influential that it spawned its own metal genre aptly named love metal. They are the only band that truly fits into this genre. Their logo is a mixture of a heart and a pentagram, truly blending two vastly different themes. They mix groovy rock and roll riffs with heart wrenching lyrics about love. The lyrics on this album are what really make Love Metal so darn good. The hooks are so catchy, you won't be able to get them out of your head. I guarantee you will find yourself reciting the chorus of Soul on Fire and wishing you had a microphone in your hand. Love Metal is so easy to fall in love with, and you will. Eventually you'll become that needy boyfriend and ask for more, luckily they have a very deep catalog and hours of love metal to go around.

Key tracks include: No.1 - Buried Alive by Love, No.2 - Funeral of Hearts, No.7 - Fortress of Tears.

If I were you, I would get everything H.I.M. has to offer and realize the pure loveliness that is love metal.

If you just started reading this series, check out the first entry Finntroll - Nattfodd

Album Review - Fortress by Alter Bridge

Wow! Wowy wowy wow wow is what I need to say first. This is by far Alter Bridge's heaviest offering and of course you know that gets me going. I've loved Alter Bridge since their inception and they've always been enjoyable, but my God this is the album I've been waiting for. They took my perception of them as a band, ripped it out of my hands, smashed it and spit on it burying it forever.

The opening track Cry of Achilles is the perfect opener. It starts with a sweet acoustic guitar piece and rips this album right open. I feel that Mark Tremonti has finally become the guitarist that I always knew he could be. He leaves everything on table in each tune and has become an A class lead. The riffs from Peace is Broken and Bleed it Dry remind me of former Nevermore guitarist Jeff Loomis and in no way is that a bad thing. Well done sir, I appreciate every lick you have written for Fortress.

Enough of my worship of Tremonti, and on to Myles Kennedy. I didn't know it was possible, but I feel that Kennedy has gotten better and better with each album. His voice is almost angelic in the beginning of Calm the Fire. With all this metalesque hard rock goodness going on, it says something that number 4 - Lover is one of my favorite tunes on this album. The dynamics of this album are out of sight and I am so glad that I have a chance to listen to it. I know this is a bold statement, but this has to be the greatest hard rock album off all time. Grip and rip this album over and over, you will not regret it.

I give Fortress by Alter Bridge 5 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

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Movie Review: Zombie Hunter

I am a huge zombie fan. I've seen all of Romero's and O'Bannon's zombie flicks, I've read all of the issues of the Walking Dead and have collected all of Marvel's zombie comics. I guess I have high expectations when it comes to new zombie movies. I've been reluctant to watch World War Z because I loved Max Brooks' book and I'm afraid what Hollywood would do to it. I will watch World War Z sometime soon and give you the review on that one.

But in the meantime let's focus on Zombie Hunter. This was a straight to Blu-Ray release "starring" Danny Trejo. I put starring in quotes because he is the main draw for this movie. I love the guy but he was only on screen for about 10 minutes total. Trejo's parts were definitely the best part of this movie and I wish there was more Trejo action.

Here's a quick synopsis of the movie. There is a drug going around called "Natas" which is Satan backwards. Pretty clever there. This drug looks like Pepto Bismo and is supposedly the most addictive drug in the world. Somehow is turns people into killer zombies. The movie starts after the drug and zombies have ravaged the world. I really enjoyed the concept and easily over saw the cheesiness of the opening sequence because I was ready for Trejo tear apart zombies left and right. Instead we meet Hunter, who is the zombie hunter. He lost his family and was a former user of the drug. His only goal in life is to hunt and kill zombies. I'm assuming every actor/ actress was told to cheese it up for their roles. At least I hope so because I've seen way better acting on SyFy original movies.

With all the zombie options out there, I would definitely skip Zombie Hunter. The story is decent, the acting is miserable, the CGI is pretty horrendous, and the amount of Danny Trejo on-screen time really disappointed me. The only saving grace was the sequence with the "Funnyman." He is a killer with a chainsaw in a clown mask. Not sure why they included him since it's a zombie movie, but it was enjoyable nonetheless. By the time you reach this scene it's too little, too late.

I give Zombie Hunter 1 out of 5 Burning Lariats.

Rated: Not-rated
Run-time: 93 Minutes

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Building a solid heavy metal collection Part 1 of 25

So here we go! As my first pick of this series, I definitely chose an album that's pretty out there by normal standards.

Finntroll is a viking/ folk/ black metal band from, you guessed it, Finland. Nattfodd is their third album released in 2004. When I first heard this album, I couldn't believe my ears. I couldn't understand a word they were saying and that's not because of the death metal growl, but because the entire CD is in Finnish. The best part of this album is that it doesn't need to be in English to be enjoyed. The music and especially the tone do all the talking.

Every time I listen to Nattfodd I am carried away into a land similar to Tolkien's Middle Earth and imagine a great battle ensuing between the Dwarves and nasty Orcs. Before I start listening to Nattfodd I make sure that I have 45 minutes to spare because once it begins, I can't stop listening to it. You will be instantly swept away by the chants, screams, and the xylophone/ accordion accompaniment.

Some key tracks are No. 2 - Eliytres, No. 6 - Ursvamp (Ancient Mushroom) and No. 10 Rok (Smoke)

Nattfodd is essential to any metal collection because of it's uniqueness. Its an album that fans of fantasy can really get behind and its just plain out awesome. How sweet is a band that features a song about a Troll Hammer?

Finntroll's earlier albums (Midnattens Widunder & Jaktens Tid) are less accessible and are more focused on the Finnish folk aspect of their style, but every CD after Nattfodd (Ur Jordens Djup, Nifelvind and Blodsvept) follows the same style and you should definitely check those out if you dig Nattfodd.

Hope you dug the first entry and the concept of this series. Part 2 will be coming soon!

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Building the most solid heavy metal collection: 25 albums that never leave my iPod.

I mentioned this series in my introduction the other day and Taa-Daa here it is! I promised and I delivered. You're welcome. So I'm going to lay down some ground rules for this list so there may seem to be some sort of order going on.

As you may know or not know (probably not) but I am a big heavy metal fan. I know not everyone is, I listen to other music besides metal like classical, jazz, rock, some pop and rap. Mainly metal though. There a ton of sub-genres that exist within the metal community. I'll try to explain that genre if an album I pick within it, because there are so many I can probably dedicate an entire series to metal genres. Anyways, the purpose of this list is to introduce everyone to the music I enjoy but hopefully it lets people explore some other music out there and maybe become a fan. It also doubles as list for someone who is trying to build a solid metal collection. Perhaps you're a librarian (like me!) and you are purchasing music and want to get some new music in your collection. Or you're a 15 version of myself trying to find my metal niche (mine is thrash).

So here are some of the rules I put forth while creating this list::

The albums I include are not ranked in any way. Number one is not my favorite, number twenty-five is not my least favorite, etc.

There will be no repeats when it comes to a band. If one Pantera album makes the list, I will limit them to one. There are so many bands I want to suggest so I want to give everyone a fair shot.

I won't be putting a rating on any of the albums because they all get 5 out of 5 Burning Lariats since they are on this list.

I am in no way an expert in the ways of music. I listen to a lot of music and try new artists/ bands out all the time. Quick recommendations The Winery Dogs and the new Civil Wars albums are quite tasty! These are all my opinions so you may agree/ disagree/ hell not even care/ nor read this Blog. But I hope you do!

I will try to put up an entry every day, but sometimes work and life keep me way too busy so bear with me on this one. Look for the first entry soon!

So long and thrash on!